Wednesday, May 23, 2007

swinburne ku sayank swinburne ku malank (-eGiE-)

teman2 saat ini egie ngerasa bener2 kedinginan di library swinburne laknat yg super dingin ini. sedang sendirian,,liea ma ahar shopping di town,,sasa ma uddin makan ayam balado di rumah,,,ratna ma nico sedang bersiap online di rumah nico (pasti sambil maen dota),,,sedangkan egie terkurung di bangunan usang bin jelek bernama swinburne,,,mati membeku dan sedang terkena sindrom malas-banget-mau-masuk-kelas-law-karena-ujung2nya-pasti -tidur,,,untuk menjaga kewarasan diri maka egie mo posting dulu karena udah lama nggak posting dan sebenernya egie g tau mao nulis apaan,,asal nulis jak!!!

lagi ngerasa kesel ma swinburne gara2 assignment numpuk,,lift mati,,dosen sadis,,makanan kantin nggak enak. here i present an essay about swinburne with all the strenghts and weakness


Swinburne established in 1908 and expand an overseas branch campus in Kuching, Malaysia. yakkkk,,and the story of torture began!!!!



lecturer#1: class,,this is the final assignment extension i give. it should be a one day job and i give u guys lots of extension
egie (dalam hati) : but u never give us any clue at all how to finish it


lecturer#2: class,,i would like to meet a few group after the class,,come and meet me
egie (dalam hati) : duenya kapannn,,koq dy dah minta kita kasih liat sekarang swt!!!


lecturer#3:please submit all the diagram at the end of this week
egie(dalam hati) : gilaaaaa,,yang bener aja napa


lecturer#4:for those who got score below the class average,please arrange an appointment to meet me
egie(dalam hati) : kena dah gw


lecturer#5: could you re-write this coding,,it looks messy
egie(dalam hati): re-write????????#^$&$%^%#$%

yaaa dan torture2 gila sejenis itu

reasons why i hate swinburne so much:


  • assignment huehehehe

  • dosen yg kadang2 g ber-prike-orang-keren-an sama sekali

  • ac nya yg g tau kondisi,,mau diluar panas,,hujan,,swinburne udah kaya musim salju sanking dinginnya,,,beku da

  • ada A.B.A berkeliaran di swinburne (pdhl bukan salah swinburnenya)

  • LIFT MATI!!!!! udah 6 bln
  • g bisa buka friendster

puas menjelek2an swinburne,,,once there's my friend asking me,,if u hate swinburne that much why u dont u just transfer somewhere else??than i simply answer,,because i love swinburne hehehehe,,,,

knapa ya,,gw juga g mau ninggalin swinburne,,bisa dibilang swinburne banyak ninggalin kenangan bwt gw,,keingat semester2 demi semester gw di swinburne ampe skrg gw dah semester 4,,got a few failed subject others not really archieve successfully hehehe,,,dari mati2an kerja assignment ampe kenangan yg nggak bakal gw lupain ampe gw tua ntar,,,,KETEMU MA daBullshyt CREW,,,hmmm gw bener2 harus berterima kasih ma swinburne,,walo swinburne dah dgn sukes nyiksa gw ampe gw mimisan and muntah darah,,here i met them...makes lots sweet memory and bitter memory...hmm learn how to appreciate each other,,,

hmmm gimanapun gw sadar all the torture that 'gift' by swinburne is for a good huahahaha,,,jia you egie!!!!maju terus pantang mundur

this posting dedicated for Swinburne and daBullshyt Crew -- never give up till the end,,,jangan mo kalah ma hidup,,problems (assignment for sure hehehe) will make us grow stronger once we can face it!!!!

references:

http://www.swinburne.edu.my/about.htm

3 comments:

nsa said...

Limcockwing juga jelek.. cacat abis.. tpi yah udah lah tutup mata aja.. bntar lgi juga cabut... huuhuhuuuu..

Anonymous said...

huahahaha,,nasib la nis,,btw,,km mo cabut kemana?

Anonymous said...

wakakakaka lim COCK WANKERS mania lol.. well well welll.... heheheh jkjkjk.. hi nsa.. welcome...